Physics and why it's a pile of hokey nonsense

This one’s for you science buffs that know exactly what I'm talking about. I’m not even going to lay the basics down here– Instead, I’ll just let you go ahead and plug away...

I know you’ll enjoy it!

For so long you’ve probably been frustratedly marinating, like the better half of the science community– holding inside all of the facts that show how much of scam physics really is.

While writing this ground-breaking book you’ll shred the observable world and its classical mechanics to unusable quarks, and reduce any understanding of atomic physics back to that of elementary mistakes.

Using your knowledge about the real workings of the universe, and not that only a bunch of quasi-physicists use to serve their egos, you’ll be sure to sell this book at quantum magnitudes.